i don't know why the republican party is being so kind to me as of late... but it's like everyday is my birthday.now....let me begin by saying i don't want to imply that senator larry craig (republican of idaho) is a fag..... but i am saying he does love the cock.
hey - i know a lot of "straight" men who have sex with men. does one man's love for another man's penis make him gay? ummmm...... hmm.
revelations of an arrest back in june have surfaced concerning senator craig and alleged "lewd conduct" that took place in a minneapolis-st. paul airport men's room. earlier this month craig pleaded guilty to fellatio, i mean, disorderly conduct and paid a $500 fine.
now, mr. heterosexual craig has since come out and said he regrets pleading guilty to the charge and it's all been a big misunderstanding. "i am not gay" insists ole larry. sure, i mean, you tap your foot in your stall. tap, tap, tap until you play footsies with the man in the next stall. you rub your fingers along the bottom of the stall the way you do any ole gloryhole in any ole bookstore that simply says: "please slide your dick through.... i'm gaggin' for it!"
but he was misunderstood. a big case of "he said/he said" says the craig camp. how fabulous is that quote?
of course, nevermind the gay blogger who swears he had sex with craig back in october of 2006. and forget about the allegations of sexual misconduct in a congressional page scandal back in 1982 that made craig "hot as hell." no, wait. i'm sorry - he said "mad as hell" back in '82. "mad as hell."
it's all just so delicious, isn't it? all these holier-than-thou republican assholes who initiate pro-family, pro-values, anti-gay legislation and run as pillars of society and then get caught with their dicks in their hands. or little boy dicks in their hands.
glenn murphy jr., bob allen, mark foley, david vitters (okay - hooker titties, granted, but still).
everyday you have to wonder which anti-gay legislator will be pulling down a young man's pants next.
for a full story on senator craig plus a lot of juicy details containing his suspicious past, see the following story from the idaho statesman:
what can i say? we're here... we're queer. and apparently a lot of us are republicans.
go fig.
e.
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I'm just waiting for Pat Robertson or Fred Phelps to come out and say that Senator Craig is the reason the Minnesota bridge fell down...proverbially of course.
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