Don't F@#k with J.C.

the earnest quest for my eternal soul continues.

i received an email yesterday that warned the following:

death is certain but the bible speaks about untimely death! it is written in the bible (galatians 6:7):
"be not deceived; god is not mocked: for whatsoever a man sow, that shall he also reap."

the blessed email then offers several "facts" plucked ever-so-delicately from the pages of history.

lesson #1: john lennon.
some years before, during his interview with an american magazine, lennon said:
"christianity will end, it will disappear. i do not have to argue about that. i am certain. jesus was okay, but his subjects were too simple. today we are more famous than him" (1966).

lennon, after saying that the beatles were more famous than jesus christ, was shot six times. imagine....

lesson #4: the man who built the titanic.
as leo and kate taught us back in '97, the creator of the titanic said "not even god can sink it."

i think we all know what happened next, yes? 3 hours of overacting but great visual effects!

and my kathy. god, i love kathy bates....

lesson #5: marilyn monroe.
so the lesson goes: she was visited by billy graham during a presentation of a show.
he said the spirit of god had sent him to preach to her and after hearing what the preacher had to say, marilyn said: "i don't need your jesus."

a week later, the kennedys had her killed.

and on and on it goes....

the lesson i have learned:
jesus is touchy.

you have to love the idea that he is so vengeful that he smites people who may disagree with him or mock him.

not a very secure deity....... gotta learn to roll with the punches, ya know what i mean, man?

just relax, j.c.

have some wine....

sure, friday is the anniversary of the day they tacked you up... probably not a good day for you... despite the name.

but just think: on sunday millions and millions of people are honoring you... blindly just falling to their knees to honor you.

and i'm sure the nazi will make some lovely comments in rome.

and who knows? maybe mother mary will surprise you sunday morning with an easter basket full of chocolates and other goodies?

see... things are looking up. so stop with the vengeance, man.

we're just having a spot of fun.

no harm, no foul.

although... i can't seem to shake this cold.

hmmmm.....

e.