Say "Cheese"

so, i'm trying hard to be a vegan... at one time i managed to go a good six months as a vegan. my latest stint, it's been a good three months now, i would think.

although, in the spirit of full-disclosure, i did take a vegan holiday this past weekend to celebrate pride. (god, i love chocolate!)

but in the ever-expanding world of vegan-friendly options out there.... i try, from time to time, new items. soy bacon. meatless corndogs....

i've even had vegan cheese before...

vegan cheese is not cheese. it will never be cheese.

but sometimes, when you're a vegan, you want to feel like you've had the slightest soupçon of cheddar. so i ventured... again.

for the record: cheese made from tofu is godawful fucking horrid. i tried some the other day... i sweat to vishnu, i thought i'd vomit. i mixed it in some things... hopeful. no better. ruined the entire dish. the entire package is now congealing away in some landfill.

so i then tried cheese made from rice.... better. still not great. but better.

in case you were wondering....

and for the record.

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